Sybil's speech at her first benefit:

Reasons why getting cancer is cool:

  • I haven't had this much time off since I was a fetus.
  • I get chauffeured everywhere.
  • Atkins diet my ass! Try the cervical cancer diet.
  • Radiation treatments saved me a bundle on waxing.
  • Someone else cleans my house!!
  • 2 words people, "medical marijuana"
  • Everyone throws you a big party!

    First and foremost I want to take this opportunity to tell everyone what cancer has done for me. All joking aside I have never been in a better place. Crazy? Yes, I'm fighting a potentially fatal disease. So the "experts" say there's a 30% 5 year survival rate...blablah. Whatever! Have you met me?

    I want you all to know that this cancer does not have a chance and it's all because of you! I've seen tears shed for me, worried souls and whole hearted pleas to help me. That's the hard part, to see people I care about in grief. I'm here to tell you, if you want to be scared or sad for anything, be sad for this poor cancer that picked the wrong hooha to mess with!

     

    Sybil inspired many of us this last year and her spirit will live on through this foundation...please let us help others in her name through your generosity.

    Questions? Please email or call -
    Jerry Heinz (920) 378-1583 or Kellie Delveaux (920) 321-4020